Please be advised that members of wards 3 through 6 have been excluded from co-mourning due to unacceptable behavior. Be warned that cormorant sightings have been made across the entire habitation floor, and that cormorant presence is likely. Kindly note that cormorants are more commonly felt than seen, and that they leave behind a faint scent of oatmeal. Please observe all standard operating procedures and do not cheer for any sporting team at the upcoming events. Do consider whether your actions are a bother to yourself or others, and try to avoid consuming any cooked foods for six hours. Thank you for your attention. Let's all get home safely every day.