I was very surprised, entering a popular grocery store, to see it filled with the mothmen I have been discussing with you. I swear they are real. Yesterday I was speaking to a human man when his face revealed itself to be coated in dense fur of a midnight blue shade. His eyes became large and red and gangly antennae sprouted from his head near the potatoes. By 9 pm, he and his moth brethren had congregated around the rotisserie chicken. No more than 3 hours later, they were gone, and so was the chicken.